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NEVER MISS THE WATER, TILL YOUR WELL RUNS DRY…

November 19, 2008

When Chaka Khan sang these words more than a decade ago, I never thought that they would be more than just lyrics to me.  For the past two years, my passion of roller skating has been starved and forced to feed itself only in moderation and small portions.

I moved from Detroit, MI (A skater’s paradise) to Chandler, AZ (A skater’s hell) for a number of reasons.  At first it didn’t bother me not being able to enjoy R & B music at an adult session several times a week.  I was new to the area, and there was so much to do like familiarize myself with the area and get to know people. However, as the months went by, I started to long for some Patrice Rushen cuts or the occasional Gap Band song when I did visit the rinks here.  I was soon forced to put my IPod into overdrive and load up as much music possible and turn it up as loud as I could to drown out the wails of children and undecipherable lyrics that were un-skate able.

I begin to envy what I had so easily taken for granted before and started wishing for a miracle.  No longer being able to “leave it on the wood”, now I had to “leave it on the epoxy-glide” (The blue stuff). That doesn’t even sound right.  Now, instead of checking into a mental hospital, I travel five hours to California once a month or to the occasional out of town skate party just to get my roll on.

Some may ask, “Is it worth it?” Real skaters already know, “Of course it is!” But I’ll do whatever I have to do to get my roll on.

So when your rolling during the week get a slide, a split, a one-stop, a jack-leg or whatever you style calls for in for me! J

KP “DETROIT STYLE ALL DAY”

 

Roller Mack's Stalz Boogie

 

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Roller Funk: How long have you been skating?

Stalz Boogie: We’ve been sk8ing together for about a year and some change now. Officially being Roller Macks for a year Oct 10. I’ve known how to sk8 since age 7. Pretty much the same goes for Promo, Garijefe, and Lump, but we didn’t really start jamming until Summer 2006. People are impressed with how much we’ve grown as sk8ers in so little time! For me, I’m a semi-pro dancer so the transition was not hard at all.
 

Roller Funk:  What are your two favorite rinks?

Stalz Boogie : Without question there’s no place we’ve been to like Empire (RIP), but now we can be seen spazzin out in Branch Brook, or mackin in Maryland at Seabrook Skating Rink. We try to spread our mack love. Lol!
 

Roller Funk:  What is currently your favorite song to skate to?

Stalz Boogie: We actually have theme music created by yours truly, you can check out on either the Roller Mack page or Stalz Boogie. Also I can safely say that Maxwell’s “No One” of the Now album is bananas. Goo goo gaa gaa, Blow the Whistle, black music, and Gnarls Barley has a track on their album called “Online” on the St. Elsewhere album, it’s Butter, lol!!!
 

 

 

 

 

 

Roller Funk:  How would you describe yourself?


Stalz Boogie
: I would say that Stalz Boogie is a creative, energetic, positive, respectable, black man that loves people. I like to surround myself around people who love people. We as a group, love the love that is shown to us and amongst the people around us. Roller Macks symbolize UNITY THROUGH INDIVIDUALITY. Our title simply represents us being individuals that can come together, throw there sk8s and mack the rink.
 

Roller Funk:  What was the best skate jam you ever attended and why?

 
Stalz Boogie
: Well since Roller Macks as a whole is still in the toddler stage, everyone wasn’t able to attend all events together. But I can definitely say that the last two nights of Empire was sad but very, very, very memorable. Seeing people unite from all over for such a historic event was beautiful. I met someone from Japan, I was shocked as hell!!!
 

Roller Funk:  If you could tell the skaters around the world just one thing, what would it be?


Stalz Boogie
: Don’t let the sk8ing rink be the only place you show love!!! But at least let it be a stepping stone!!! Too much going on in the world. Smiles are contagious, remember that!!!

Luv, Peace, Sk8
Stalz Boogie - Roller Macks



 
 

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